I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell.
Except for maybe “go to hell”.
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.